WHY ARE YOU
ACCEPTING
SHI*TY AS YOUR
“NORMAL”?
A daily gut protocol for the bloat, fog, and crashes you stopped questioning.
Why Eviction Notice
Four Things Your Gut Has Been Waiting For.
One stick. Seven actives at clinical doses. Built to actually fix what most gut products only mask.
Fiber That Actually Works
Psyllium + Fibalance™ PHGG form a gel that grabs the backlog and clears it — without the gas greens powders and inulin leave behind.
Enzymes For Heavy Meals
Bromelain + SEBPapain 70™ break down the undigested protein your stomach acid couldn't finish — so heavy meals stop weighing you down.
A Lining That Holds
Zinc-carnosine supports the gut barrier that hard training and heavy meals wear down — the foundation everything else rides on.
Built To Be Daily
One stick a day. No habit-forming actives, no jitters. The kind of supplement you can actually take forever.
Stop calling it normal. It never was.
YOUR GUT IS PRIME REAL ESTATE.
Bloated. Foggy. Tired after meals. Never quite regular. You've been calling it "normal" because you've been living with it for years — not because it actually is.
Eat 200g+ of protein a day? Your body absorbs maybe 60% of it. The rest sits in your gut, ferments, and creates the bloating, gas, and post-meal crashes you've been told are "just from eating heavy." They're not.
Eviction Notice is a daily gut protocol. Fiber. Digestive enzymes. Stronger gut lining. One stick pack, three steps — the full picture, not one slice of it. For anyone who stopped accepting "this is just how I am."
within 7 days
absorption
difference
THE DIFFERENCE
BUILT FOR THE WHOLE GUT, NOT JUST PART OF IT.
Three real ingredients. One daily stick pack. The gut support most routines forget.
WHAT TO EXPECT
FROM DAY 1 TO DAY 60.
Most people feel something within 24 hours. The bigger changes — energy, clarity, regularity — build over the first 4-8 weeks.
DAY 1
Hours After First Stick Pack
Lighter. The first signal your gut got what it's been waiting for.
DAY 7
The First Week
Bloating subsides. Bathroom routine gets predictable. The 2pm crash quiets down.
DAY 30
One Month In
Daily energy up. Less heaviness after meals. The bloat, fog, and 'off' feeling you'd accepted as normal — gone.
DAY 60
Two Months In
Compound effects. Better sleep. Sharper focus. Skin clears. You stop noticing the absence of what used to bother you.
WHAT'S INSIDE THE BOX
7 active compounds. No filler. No proprietary blends. Every dose is transparent, tested, and built to perform.
Gel-forming fiber. Grabs the backlog and moves it out — without the gas greens powders and inulin leave behind.
Draws water into the colon. Softens the backlog and keeps things moving on schedule.
Patented prebiotic fiber. Feeds the good gut flora — without the gas inulin causes.
Pineapple-derived enzyme that breaks down the undigested protein your stomach acid couldn't finish.
Works alongside Bromelain to break down the rest of the undigested protein. Together they finish what acid started.
Supports the gut barrier that hard training and heavy meals wear down. The foundation everything else rides on.
Accelerates gastric emptying and settles post-meal discomfort. Nothing sits, nothing stalls.
NATURAL FLAVOR. NO CHEMICAL FILLERS.
No artificial colors. No synthetic sweeteners. No mystery chemicals. The Sour Black Cherry profile is built entirely from natural derivatives. Here’s everything that goes into the flavor:
- Natural tart cherry flavor — real cherry, nothing synthetic.
- Elderberry + plum extract — for the deep plum color. No Red #40, no synthetic dyes.
- Stevia + monk fruit — natural sweeteners. No sucralose, no aspartame.
- L-malic acid — the tart finish, naturally derived.
FAQ
QUESTIONS, ANSWERED.
What does it taste like?
Sour black cherry. Real cherry flavor, naturally sweetened with stevia + monk fruit. No synthetic sweeteners, no chalky aftertaste, no ‘grass’ notes. The easiest daily supplement you’ve probably ever stuck with.
How fast will I notice a difference?
Most people notice less bloating within 24-48 hours. A more predictable bathroom routine settles in over the first few days as your body adjusts. The bigger changes (energy, brain fog, post-meal crashes) build over the first 2-4 weeks. We back it with a 60-day money-back guarantee for a reason.
Is it safe to take every day?
Yes. Every ingredient is at clinical doses, third-party tested, and manufactured in a cGMP-certified facility in the USA. The actives are fiber, digestive enzymes, and gut lining nutrients — things your body uses daily anyway. Pregnant or on medication? Check with your doctor first.
What if it doesn’t work for me?
60-day money-back guarantee. Empty boxes accepted. No forms, no hold music. Email us, we refund you. We can afford it because our return rate is under 3% — but if you’re in that 3%, we make it painless.
READY
WHEN YOU ARE.
60-day money-back guarantee. Free shipping on subscription or 2+ boxes. No contracts. One stick pack a day — fiber, enzymes, and stronger gut lining.
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